A man and a woman who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1: 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.” “I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married” “Wow! That's a great idea!” he exclaimed. “Good,” she replied, “Get your own damn blanket.” After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
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